Hey. This post might seem sort of random. I’m starting to work on a new animation which will be my best and biggest project. A YouTube channel you should check out: http://youtube.com/jellevandun I might have a new blog soon, which is more focused on my videos, but I’ll still have this one. I’ll have updates about it. Cool pictures and art on my dailybooth: http://dailybooth.com/kschuss
Dies ist in deutscher Sprache, wenn Sie nicht erraten. Verstehst du, was ich hier geschrieben? Wie? Sprechen Sie Deutsch? Oder haben Sie einen Online-Übersetzer?
A short sneak peek of my new story I’m working on:
Bungles of squichensquach mooled upon to gueeling pockedras. Captain Shedskin threw himself onto the old shoes. “I can actually flonge myself today, Mr. Pog”. Mr. Pog nodded. “But what about the plings?” “Oh, the plings will sting, but whatever. The gnits seem quite noodly this hour.” Shedskin rubbed his stubby stubber of a head. “Don’t you like the gnits?” “I guess so”. The tall, strong, broad shouldered Mr. Pog walked to the ship, his hands dragging in the sand. Yes, his arms are very big. “Where are you going to?” Shedskin shouted. Mr. Pog, not looking back, called, “I’m going to swab the deck. It is horrendously scummy.” “Oh. While you’re at it, could you bring me a smoothie? I’d like-” “Banana”, Mr. Pog interrupted. “I know.” “No, actually, today I want an orange flavored one. It’s shnozzingly delicious! Could you make me an orange smoothie?” “Mm hm.”
There are many things that no one knows about Mr. Pog. Everyone knows that he is tall. Everyone knows that he has big arms. Everyone knows that is name is Mr. Pog. But no one knows that he loves cats. No one knows that he has a microscopic pimple on his left pinky. And no one knows the horrific story behind his life. It is very gruesome and evil and wicked and chilling and frightening and slimy. And last but not least, no one knows that he stands on his head every night before bed.
I have no idea when it will be finished. I hope soon.
Also, new video here.
I’m pretty sure that no one looks at this blog. But I like blogging. I promise I will blog more often. Thanks to my aunt, I got Stop Motion Pro Action Plus! yessssssssssssss!!! I’m currently working on some little projects right now, an advertisement for Airwalk which Airwalk will probably not consider, a clay morph, a music video for The Ignitors, and also a short story I am currently writing. I am improving very much on my animations and other videos, and I would like to thank all my subscribers on YouTube, though only a few of them actually watch my videos. I’m also trying out new things like fake ads (that btw aren’t that funny), videos of me on the guitar, and I’m starting an animation collab with other animators on YouTube. Don’t worry, I’ll never stop animating, even though it seems I have been doing lots of live action videos. Btw, Kristofferson’s Magic 2 FINALLY came out!!! And 3 will hopefully come soon. If you haven’t noticed, there are links everywhere on this blog, so click them! Oh, and have I told you that your face is awesome?
- Kristofferson.
A can saa a graan mankay an tha dastanca! Ha as standang an has haad and scratchang has bally at tha sama tama! Naw haw daas ha da that?
join me on a swashbuckling adventure! come onto my pirate ship and sail across the seven seas! with your captain, Captain, Sir! arrrrgh! release the kraken! the waves are violent! a tentacle rises from the sea! arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! alas! a call from the crows nest! enemy ship ahead! arrgh! swashbucklers, pull out your swords and swish them in the curly wisps! walk off the plank! swordplay! clang! clang! arrrgh! clang cling! clang! kksshk! UF! arrrrrrrrrrrrrr………….
A tadpole grew up in a pond in the rainforest. Each day he grew bigger. Soon he became a very big frog and hopped up to land. He looked around with curiousity. The frog had never been on land.
It was very dark on the forest floor. The more the frog looked around, he grew more frightened. Suddenly, he felt something crawling on his back and he started to scream. The frog looked behind him. It was a firefly. “How strange”, the frog said. “My own lunch nearly scared me to death”. He slurped up the fly with his long, sticky tongue and hopped away.
A long time ago, I wrote stories and stuff that made no sense, though I thought they did. I’ll be typing this story exactly as I wrote it.
Boo k By Kristofferson
About Going Sch uss
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SUN
you Can’t goOn that Planet! you Will metl Melt!
MOOn
the Moon Is where Asosternuts Go . moo The moons Going to Go up To t he North pole Where Jack fosrt IS! Don’t stay On the Moon longer till you get to the north Pole! Brrr!
MECURY
Mecury is Colder t han north Pole! Go on the planet mecury!
PLOT PLUTO
pto pluto’s Colder Than Mecury! Go on Pluto Too !
SATn SAtuRn
satUrn’s
To hot! Don’t goon That Planet!
VenUS
venus Is colder Than pluto! Go on venus!
PLANET Boato
Er Eerth One side is Green one Side is Blue! gou live o n than
Planet!
And that’s the end…. LOL!
